This … is the … BEST … THING … EVER

This … is the … BEST … THING … EVER

(Source: theclearlydope, via foodless)

rooster-tale:

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S

rooster-tale:

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S

(via foodless)

At least he’s being shagged…

(Source: best-of-memes, via foodless)

“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow , for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”

Kurt Vonnegut (via munkstrap)

Yeah.

(Source: thecompleteillustrated, via girlwithalessonplan)

…and THIS is reason #862 why being a mermaid looks like NOT fun

…and THIS is reason #862 why being a mermaid looks like NOT fun

(Source: , via suicidalhousewife)

And THIS is why I hardly ever mess with blinds…

And THIS is why I hardly ever mess with blinds…

(Source: unicorn-stache, via ruinedchildhood)

albinoninetales:

playing pokemon as a kidimage

playing pokemon as an adultimage

☺️👍

(Source: leggo-my-eggos, via ruinedchildhood)

Raymond Carver’s short stories: “Will You Please Be Quiet Please.” 

(If you say this to someone? And they seem about to become violent? Just tell them you were thinking about this very excellent book.)

Raymond Carver’s short stories: “Will You Please Be Quiet Please.”

(If you say this to someone? And they seem about to become violent? Just tell them you were thinking about this very excellent book.)

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

I do.
"Will You Please Be Quiet Please"
– Raymond Carver

(via dutchster)

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